"It's hillarious how Glozell thinks Ke$ha has a drinking problem." 

 "It's Glozell again, and This time she's talking about Ke$ha's song Tick Tock. This girl is seriously HILLARIOUS!
Check her out! Just search for Glozellgreen !"

I know it's obvious, but I couldn't resist putting this in.

Okay, you people that keep making these amazing video game cakes need to NEVER STOP MAKING AMAZING CAKES. That might put some pressure on you to make even better cakes than your best cakes, but I don't care. It's not about you. It's about me, Marsha Marsha MARSHA. Whoa. I might've just come down with the Brady Flu. Alert the presses!!!!

Well, this is just impressive. The longer you stay the better it gets. Keep watching....wait for it...

BEAUTIFUL AND COMPLEX... all in one simple cube. That's usually what I look for in prospective significant others. Once this Rubik's cube lamp prototype is complete, there's going to be a pretty square game of twisting colored blocks at my place. What? I was just thinking of having a Rubik's cube puzzle party where we all solve individual cubes in celebration of the completion of such a magnificent lamp. Duh.

DON'T... MOVE... I don't want you to panic, but there seems to be a foreign object that appears very similar to an octopus on your head. He says his name is Mr. Squishy. Don't be alarmed. Just act natural and everything will be okay until it realizes where it is and blinds you with ink and strangles you with its writhing tentacles.

Whoa, talk about Pixar drifting from light and whimsical to murder and prison sodomy. My cold, robotic heart feels for that poor misunderstood lamp.

Scary things happen on the road. I'm glad I only have to surf the circuit boards of the internet.

Now I understand why he needs to collect so many coins...

Bugs. They're smarter than you think.

I've always been able to laugh without smiling. Robots don't really show much facial expression..